WTF of The Day

That's right kids... it is time for ANOTHER WTF of The Day... This time, I'm going after smokers - cigarette smokers to be exact. Now, I've never been a smoker, so I'll NEVER be able to relate the dependency that sometimes comes with smoking (if you're a smoker stop being an idiot!!! You're killing yourself & paying to do it :))

It annoys the excrement out of me when I am walking to work & the asshole in front of me is puffing on a cigarette, now, I know, it is a free country & people can smoke outside. But seriously?! I am so tired of you blowing the smoke outta your blowhole & directly into my face, that just makes me want to run in front of you & punch you in the throat. If I was a smoker, I'd try my very hardest to blow down (yes, I know wind is a factor)... but c'mon. It's disgusting. You choose to kill your body - it's your perrogative. But I'm so tired of getting smoke blown into my face & having to pay for your decision.

That is all for now. LOL :) Whew, I feel better...

WTF of The Day

My WTF of the day is dedicated to my Husband & his friend... my Goochie... as you know Easter just passed & my Mother is under very strict instructions to make an Easter Basket for me every... single... year... Even when we have children - SHE MUST MAKE ME AN EASTER BASKET!!!

So cool, Maaaaa & Dad, hook me up this year with very cool things - amongst it are my most FAVORITE chocolates on the face of the Planet Earth. EVER.

The name of these chocolates are Cadbury Mini Eggs - they come out ONCE a year JUST for Easter. My Mom filled plastic eggs with the eggs - Athena is a very happy camper.

We get home & leave the basket downstairs for the time being. I head off to work the next morning being fully aware the Best House Husband in the world will take care of this by the time I get home. Much to my pleasure he emptied out all of the plastic eggs & put my precious cargo (chocolate eggs) into a Ziploc Snack Bag...

Now I realize something. My Mother, my own flesh & blood did NOT give me as much chocolate as she said she did... MY OWN MOTHER LIED TO ME!!!

So, as I said earlier Luis comes over & we're all drinking. Victor decides to be a good host & has the audacity, the balls, the nerve to whip out the TINY Ziploc Snack Bag of my precious Cadbury Mini Eggs & Luis & Victor proceed to ravage this tiny bag by sticking their big boy hands in it & proceeding to gobble up a few at a time. These boys are tossing my chocolates (that I get only once a year) back as if they were popcorn or Hershey's Kisses. At first, I thought Victor would understand I wasn't aboard this train & the chocolates needed to go away. Stat. Now. Pronto. My dirty looks proceeded & after a while he got the hint. But can you believe it?! Can you believe he ate my chocolate?! Yeah, marriage is about sacrifice, love, honesty, etc. But not once have I ever seen anything written about sharing my Cadbury Mini Eggs. Next time, his hands are being chopped off!!! WTF?!?!

WTF of The Day

Yes, that's right boys & goils... it's time for another installment of ~ WTF of The Day!!!!

I'm sure many of you have seen the tourists or even New Yorkers who pull along their little pull suitcases:

... well guess what... I'm so sick of you assholes - I'm so over you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF could you possibly have in that bag that you can truly justify the need for you to drag it along with you all times of the day. I truly cannot tell you the amount of times my life has flashed before my eyes because of you!!!!! I saw a true collision happen the other day a stupid roller man thought he had the right of way. A pedestrian thought she did... they collided... she tripped & fell right on roller suitcase. The metal arms were all mangled & twisted & he truly had the nutsack to get mad at her!!! These people just walk in complete oblivion as if everyone on earth does not exist! Not only do you walk slow - you also drag this thing so damned far behind you that there is truly about 20 feet between the both of us & all I can think of doing is kicking you square in the back of the neck. In my eyes the only time you should be using a roller bag is if you're on vacation - NOT GOING TO WORK!!!! WTF?!?!

WTF of The Day

I'm very proud to introduce my "WTF of The Day"... just random things that really annoy me... here's the 1st installment...

For a long while now, I can't even pinpoint a timeframe for it. But, I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate when people anyone, businesses, homes, apartments continue to leave their CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS up AFTER Christmas!!!!!!!!!! Why must you do this people? I'm so tired of seeing dead brown wreaths on your doors! I'm so tired of seeing plastic lighted reindeer & sticky snowmen vinyls on the windows!!! Is this necessary?!?! I'm just as sad as you to see Christmas go - believe me... but move on. Take them down & if you're gonna leave them up *cringe* please for all that is good & Holy DO NOT have the nerve to light up your decorations... you're killing me.